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July 18th, 2005
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Goofy-Ass Baby Names
I just got done watching something-most dumbass baby names on VH-1, in which they count down the weirdest baby names that these idiotic celebrities saddle their kids with. Apple? Cash? Germajesty? Pilot Inspektor?!?!? Remember the Seinfeld episode where George announces his desire to name his kid “Seven”? My God, it’s hard enough for people to get through life without having some goofy name placed on them. Can you imagine what these kids' lives are going to be like once they enter school? However, despite all of what I’ve just written I’m announcing my intention here that if I ever have a daughter, I’m naming her Apple, and if I ever have a son, I’m naming him Pilot Inspektor.

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From:[info]tabologist
Date:July 19th, 2005 01:26 pm (UTC)
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I work with kids & I've been keeping a list of unusual ones I've run across

http://www.livejournal.com/users/tabologist/4864.html
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From:[info]jeffpalmatier
Date:July 19th, 2005 01:54 pm (UTC)
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That list is so funny, Tabitha! Be sure to keep adding to it.

Come to think of it, I just remembered that I saw a story on Dateline, I think, about parents who give their kids these eccentric and/or made up names and how doing so really hurts them when they try to function in society later. What's with people? If you want to give your kid (yourself, your friends) a silly name, that's what nicknames are for. But when it comes to what is on your birth certificate, err on the side of caution and pick something more formal sounding. I remember Billy Bob Thorton said on Inside the Actor's Studio that that's the way his name actually appears on his birth certificate! So apparently his parents didn't have the presence of mind to at least name him formally William Robert. Thank god he was able to become a talented, successful actor because in other professional circles a name like that would have really hurt him.
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