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Online Journal of Author Jeffrey Dean Palmatier

Where the Demons Dwell, Where the Banshees Live and They Do Live Well!

Created on 2004-05-12 07:26:55 (#3123668), last updated 2009-07-10

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Name:	jeffpalmatier
Birthdate:	1970-02-18
Location:	Fenton, Michigan, United States
Website:	My Website

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jeffrey31045@gmail.com

Bio

Hi everybody. I'm glad you found your way to my online journal/blog. I'm an aspiring writer, and I've written mainly in the genres of humor/satire and horror, with a little bit of my fiction that could be called literature in the sense that it doesn't fall into any discernable genre. (By the way, I think all fiction--whatever its classification--can be called literature in capital letters if it strives to demonstrate what makes human beings tick.) I started my blog on Livejournal back in 2003 as a way to promote my writing, and to talk to people with similar interests. Before I finally got my website up and running I was using my blog as a kind of de facto official website.

Except for a few early attempts in my teens and early twenties, I didn't really begin to get serious about writing fiction until October 1996 when I began working in a bookstore during the year I had off (not by my choice) between my master's and doctoral work in history. Although I've always loved reading fiction-and making sporadic attempts at writing (really bad) fiction and poetry-it was difficult to find the time to do either since a vast majority of my time during my twenties was absolutely consumed with trying to achieve my goal of becoming a professor of history. (From age twenty to age thirty, I spent ten years pursuing my former goal to become a professor of history. I have a BA with a major in history and minors in British Literature and German from the University of Michigan-Flint. I also have a MA in history from Indiana State University. I did some doctoral work at Michigan State University but I later decided to leave the program.)

Since 2001, I've been devoting most of my time to trying to turn my former hobby into some sort of viable career as an author. (Ha!) It was only in 2003 that I finally started to send my fictional works out for consideration. Two of my stories were both accepted in one glorious week in October of 2003, and then another one was accepted in May 2004. My ghost story “The Spectral Pipe Smoker” appeared in the 40th Anniversary, Spring/Summer 2004 issue of The Pipe Smoker's Ephemeris, while my parody “A Very Short Sherlock Holmes Mystery” was published in Issue #19 of Happy in March 2005. My horror/humor story “Don't Push the Resurrection Button!” was recently published in Issue #65 of The Nocturnal Lyric in early December October 2005. An article I wrote about the mechanics of addressing and mailing short story and article submissions entitled "It's in the Mail" appeared in the March 2005 issue of Writing Basics, a special issue of Writer's Digest. I'm also currently pursuing getting more magazine and newspaper work.

In addition to my short stories and articles, I've also written a novel that I'm currently seeking representation for called The Return Of Orpheus in which a vampire terrorizes the campus of Michigan State University. (I know, I'd groan too hearing that thumbnail description, but hopefully it's not a totally cheesy piece of work.) I'm currently in the process of revising my second novel Requiem for a Biker that chronicles the weird occurrences revolving around the 21st anniversary of the mysterious disappearance of a local motorcycle gang in the hinterlands of mid-Michigan.